Not to be vexed …
Santa made it clear that his “gift” was next
She’d lain her finger aside of her clit
And in my absence she had “Fixed IT”!
Giving a nod up the chimney our visitors arose,
Except for hubby with his erect hose!
I let him out the front door with hopes of peeking
in their window to see some more!
Once in his sleigh my wife heard the elf whistle,
She told me, “Next year … if that really IS Santa …
I’m gonna try on his LOVE missile!”
But we heard him exclaim, ere he flew outta sight “I’m sorry I’m late …
Damned hard-on got stuck in the fireplace grate!!!”
Santa’s eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples how Merry
Leaving behind, tits as white as new fallen snow,
A nightlight gave luster to the antics below!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A naked old elf and the neighbor lady’s rear!
I knew in a moment it must be St The orgy was on as he
called them by name!
“Now Dasher IN Dancer, now Prancer IN Vixen!
“Come” Comet in Cupid, on Dancer IN Blitzen!”
“Now hump away, screw away, “come” away all …
To the top of the couch or out in the hall!”
As a condom into a wet pussy will fly
She let him mount her … that horny old guy
He wore not a stitch from his head to his foot
Though he was tarnished with ashes and soot!
By then his wife was flat on her back …
Santa was busy filling her crack!
Hubby apologized
True to his word he went straight to work
Blowing the man and giving a jerk!
Its fact what you’ve heard, I saw it you see
The jolly old elf is AC and DC!!
When the debauchery below was all but done
And the revelers had finished their fun …
I snuck back to our bed with my lady on display
Yours would be too, at poking her cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn with a grin …
I counted a hundred times that his pecker went in!!
The tip of her nipple he held in his teeth …
Her pussy was smoking … circling them like a wreath!!
Her hubby had a stiff thing below his belly,
It twitched and it bobbed when her tits shook like jelly!
She was having a ball with the right jolly old elf …
Gotta say, I was hornier … in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave the man to know he had nothing to dread
With his bag full … of marital toys, she squealed with joy …
All this for her from the naughty old boy?
And then in a twinkling just for a goof,
His screwing about sent her straight thru the roof!
I pulled back my head to stay outta sight and turning around
Down the chimney her husband came with a bound Nick had it right …
Damn, this was a very GOOD night!
"Happy Christmas to all … DAMN, this was a GOOD night!"
Ma relented … in the spirit of the season,
She screwed me senseless if for no other reason!
Old St Nick,
His hard-on was IN ‘ER so lively and quick!
His Reindeer were there, more rapid than Eagles
His coursers they “CAME”
The night before XXX-mas
By Ron Chee (With apologies to Clement Moore!)
Twas the night before XXX-mas, when upstairs in our house …
We were nekkid as Jay Birds, not even a blouse!
Her stockings were hung o’er the back of a chair,
My finger was stirring, … well, you know where!
Ma, quite horny had downed a nightcap,
I was most busy tickling her “GAP”!
When down in the parlor arose such a clatter,
I fell on my ass to find what was the matter!
Away to the stairs I flew like a flash,
And fell on the landing o’er some holiday trash
It was obvious I was too late for a lay!
My tale of XXX-mas not quite believed …
Ma had “done it” until she was relieved |
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