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| May 11, 1910, Wembley hosted the first ever nudist congress Mistress told her to "Fuck off Bitch," while 'Miss Hills' hugged "Miss Dixie" and said " Handy sat up straight The competition for Jimmies attention and camera focus was bewildering " Whistles and 'cat calls' were only a small distraction for Miza Which, was the only thing she had on " A crowd of naked people lined up behind Miza, women and men of all ages stood in semicircle Jack grinned as he gazed upon her figure " Handy giggled then set the note down and picked up his agenda and began reading: "Benefits of nudity, A naked man fears no pickpocket "The winner is We are giving them 'away' free in Paris, Texas The beach stretched out behind them in an endless ribbon up the coast Her black hair fell down around her breast, but didn't quite cover her pink, pointing nipples "Yes," Kim replied The elderly naked announcer ripped the end open with impatience, he looked at the crowd and smiled The course was mapped out and flagged Where only half of those made it back The first woman to walk out was a voluptuous brunette statesman and inventor "Your in line " Handy glanced at his notes, then his eyes peered back to the camera Chuckling, "Nudist Resorts occasionally post signs saying, 'Clothed for winter The lady smiled and walked out of the camera's view Her nipples were huge and pointing fully from the brisk freezing air The Judge handed an envelope to the announcer who took center stage, before, 'Nude Beach' "These researchers are examining the quality of erect skin and cummin' to solutions to instill erectness and projection in a male cock with cool air " Jack stopped and turned towards the camera fully "Wow, 'Congratulations' We at SEXTASY-TV hope each and every one of you have a great Nude Day and that you get a chance to enjoy nudity in some way never cook bacon when you're naked Doctors were measuring the sizes of the nipples and cocks Turning to' ice' "Happy 'Nude Day' everyone, I'm Miza Tulips Her smile radiated with bright red lips stick Waving to the audience as she crossed the stage back and forth, smiling The gathering of people cheered loudly But asses and more were bared to Miza, Jimmie and SEXTASY-TV She had left The New 'Miss Bare' Of course the rules only ask that you wear a thong during this event " More yells and wolf cries came from the excited band of spectators 'Dixie's' breasts flowed with grace in their bouncing way Waving and blowing kisses, giving her breast a shake towards the people watching I'm Miza Tulips for SEXTASY-TV from Nude Beach USA Men were behind Miza waving their arms in an Hour glass shape, describing Miza's nice ass " The crowd of onlookers cheered and whistled, wildly The Sun shrinks the skin of humans for prolonged periods of time Zooming in on 'cocks, pussies, breasts, nipples, asses and smiling faces "Hello Handy," Liza smiled Her torpedo tits swayed back and forth with her stride A large banner strung across two large posts, read: WELCOME to NUDE BEACH, USA A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining Before this, no woman journalist had ever interviewed a president Tears running down her face, trailing black mascara over her rosy round cheeks But chuckles and grins filled her face as men commented on her, 'Nice Ass,' 'Heart shaped,' 'Babysoft moon,' 'Peach Crack,' 'Getto Boody,' 'Slick n' slide' and more Or is it that it will appear smaller than then rise when heated up?" Chris let out a loud burst of laughter She tried to keep 'professional' about reporting " Handy smiled "If you think I'm getting naked in this cold your, 'Fucking crazy' " Handy grinned then started again SEXTASY-TV's live coverage of events, around the globe, celebrating Nude Day 2004 " The crowd cheered loudly "The male 'cock' however swivels up in the cold," Patsy points behind her at the men who stood nude in the cold The finalist are walking back out Lets go now live to 'The North Pole', where 'Patsy Aspen' is covering a cool 'Nude Day' event "As you can see behind me," Miza turned around and waved her arm and poised like a 'Vegas Dancer' Nipples become erect during the cold as you can see behind me," Patsy pointed to a naked woman that stood shaking on the frozen ground A hole has been found in the fence at the Sunny Dale Nudist Resort, police are looking into it Jack Meoff~ Paris Texas, "Yes Handy, thank you," Jack stood nude in front of a line of Naked people behind him Franklin, would you believe, was a practicing 18th century nudist! He took his "air baths" by sitting in the buff in front of an open window Jerry Falwell" in 1988 " Miza run up to her with the 'cocklick' microphone and put it to her mouth "Watching The red drapes with the SEXTASY-TV logo flowed slowly while these words rolled along the screen "What brings you to SEXTASY-TV's humble television station?" Handy had a fixed smile, gazing at Liza, hungrily Handy read it then looked at the camera v Like the North pole The speakers blared loudly a tune, starting the winners walk in front of the stage with one dozen thornless red roses "Well, good luck with your new title and fame," Miza said to Dixie who was trying to walk off "The twenty-nine ladies that made it to day two, were then dropped off down town 'Nude Beach' Her smile was big and her teeth sparkled in the spotlight that beamed toward her 'bare' bush every chance it got "After much consideration, our judges have found Hardened, perky and pointing towards the camera lens Covering the local laws of public nudity, but some have nothing else on but a thong and of course most are in bathing suit tops, T-shirts, tube tops, Tank tops and more The crowd went wild He had short cut hair with the perfect wave up front and nothing on but a smile Sharks hate to peel their food " Handy chuckled With Miza Tulips The crowd soon turned and swarmed the outer walk of the arena Her bare body shined from the spotlight that followed her pace Liza nodded to the camera and Handy shot back to his seat 'fully erect' in his chair and smiling The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution I'll be your host for today's events and ceremonies of, Nude Day 2004 "Now I'm going to get my 'frozen butt' back into that warm trailer " Patsy spat into the camera Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead Her tanned body glistened in the noon day sun "Dixie He shift his hips forward some and an expression of delight 'came' across his face "Congratulations " "Today, we will bring to your screen, Nude Beach, USA No harm is intended toward the celebrities featured in these stories, but they are public figures and in being so, they must accept that they are fair target for parodies by the public "Miss 'Dixie' A group of scientist and medical practitioners, set up a facility and are doing research "I'm Jack Meoff for SEXTASY-TV The competition has been fierce with lots of shaking asses, at an almost run to be the first to cross, the finish line " Patsy complained, bundled up snugly John Adams, U The crowd both cheered and returned her trademark 'Remark' "Lets go now live, SEXTASY-TV's coverage, of Nude Beach's, "Miss Bare," 2004 We will also cover events in Paris, Texas We believe in the first amendment, and more broadly, in the basic principle of free speech and this section may push the boundaries of that principle, but the United States Supreme Court has approved of this type of material We believe that the Supreme Court was correct in their decision Her charming smile painted with red lipstick S Pasty Aspen~ North Pole "Thank You Handy, kisses His famous features only hidden by the desk in front of him " Liza smiled big for the camera that zoomed in on her pointing nipples Good Night!" Handy finished " Handy smiled as he looked down at his nakedness, "Naked " Miza questioned Dixie curtsied center stage, blowing kisses as she then turned to leave, the announcer soon began his list of 'evening activities' and plug the 'sponsors' once more Adam and Eve were naked all the time, till they met the serpent, then decided to cover their 'nakedness' "I have with me today, here, is 'Dawn Under' wear's spokes person, Liza Underwood Covering her puss with one hand and covering her breasts with the other She cupped her breasts and shook them at the crowd and they reveled louder ' Or This was achieved on night one of the three day trials, by serving a ship load of sailors, drinks till closing, 'nude' They're cocks were barely visible Her black ribbon of many small words could barely be read; 'Mistress Spank'em, Yank'em and Tie'em up' His tanned muscles gleamed in the spotlights Now you see a serpent and it scares the pants off, you Therefore, things may be smaller than they appear " Handy Handcock~ Washington "Thank you Miza Tulips, Handy Hancock, Washington, welcome back and thank you for joining SEXTASY-TV's coverage of 'Nude Day 2004' Behind her stood a few men and women who were stomping around the snow trying to warm up, totally nude The camera constantly 'on' " Handy laughed Today SEXTASY-TV and I are proud to bring to you the coverage of the 'Crowning of Miss Bare' (I mean cum-cycle) quickly from exposure to the freezing weather " Jack smiled and began walking down the row of waiting people Shaking profusely, a man was trying to hold his cock for the Doctor to measure it, but his freezing shaking hand caused him to shake his Dick as if he was jacking off and emptied his load onto a doctors smock 'Liza Underwood' was under the wood of the desk top " Miza said smiling The crowd cheered loudly as "Miss Hills," took her stand next to the other two nude woman The line of Nude people behind are all waiting for they're free thong from 'Down Under' underwear "Thank you," Dixie said smiling with her eyes focused on the 'real look' of the 'cocklike' microphone Land Delight," rang out from the speakers 'Miss Hills' large breasts stuckout like two hills Jimmy, the cameraman, zoomed in on a woman milking her breasts seductively, at him "The walk-a-thong will be ongoing till the participants have all returned "And it looks like the finalist are coming back out," Miza turned and bounced up and down trying to see over the crowd DIXIE," Miza yelled "Yeah, I messed up my lines, but I think it helped anyway," Dixie giggled then was ushered, back stage " Giving 'Dixie' a kiss on her lips "Benjamin Franklin, U "I believe that people have the right to their own beliefs 'The Nudist of the North' are having they're Nude Day festivities where it chilly's the men's willys Anchor person for the Television station, SEXTASY-TV The 'Crown' was being placed on her head After being refused interviews with the President several times, she went to the river, gathered his clothes and sat on them until he agreed to speak to her A blue ribbon draped over her right shoulder with the words; 'Dixie' written on it The crowd roared with cheers and whistles Jack's smile shined, while his hand held the, Torpedo 'breast like' microphone, a trademark of SEXTASY-TV Miza and Jimmy made their way to the side of the stage, preparing for the finale "No," Kim giggled Her full rounded breast jiggled with her laugh Next came another Nude woman walking across the stage with long slender legs, black leather boots and tightly pulled back ponytail of jet black hair Waving back and forth as she walked "One Final note for 'Nudist' today, If you don't want to be as red as an Apple or redder, then suntan lotion your skin with a 'Heather' Jack and the camera man walked down the row of 'Bare' individuals This was amazingly where half the contestants withdrew from the competition " He straightened back up and poised for the camera that zoomed in Patsy?" Handy smiled and 'cocked' his head Anne Royall, a journalist, heard of Adam's early morning skinny dips He tried to restrain from laughing, swallowing his chuckles "Wow Kim, nice Bod "Liza," Handy smiled at his guest wiggling his eye brows " The crowd cheered She came to center stage and stopped, the people cheered The day is here, where we find out which of the three finalist will wear the 'Crown' of Miss Bare' 2004 Dixie walked over to the stage exit where Miza stood with Jimmy and waiting to receive your free thong from 'Down Under' underwear, correct?" Jack asked then put his 'breast-like' microphone back to her luscious lips ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Assignment: Nude Day 2004 Handy Hancock, Washington DC~ Handy's bronze tan muscles, were highlighted by the studio lights "How did you do it? Those trials were tough " Patsy stood with a parka on fully clothed of several layers and snow boots "Okay, enough pouting " Handy put his papers down on the desk, smiling into the camera Miza put the cocklike microphone between their mouths " Handy settled in his anchor chair " The long line of patiently waiting naked people cheered " "Mistress 'Spank'em'," the speakers blared "Kim," she replied timidly Jack? Are you ready?" Handy asked while looking at Liza "Miss 'Hills'," the speakers announced as the third woman came out and walked the stage in front of the beach filled with people The specific case law on this was decided in the case of "Hustler Magazine, Inc Good day!" Handy Hancock, Washington, DC "Thank you Jack," Handy smiled brightly at the camera "Nude Day 2004, is June 21, in the heat of summer but for some it's down right freezing The cum drops fell into the container solid ice " He continued again, pulling the card up to his feeble eyes, reading Dixie was crying happy tears and sniffling Sitting at his anchor desk with his agenda in hand Seductively prancing and wiggling her hips, shooting the 'Bird' at the crowd and saying, "Fuck you "Happy Nude Day everyone, I'm Jack Meoff, covering the 'Walk-a-thong' in Paris, Texas The cameraman turned around to focus back on 'Patsy' but she wasn't there Men in the crowd were grabbing their cocks and wagging them at the camera The doctor put his hands out saying, "It's okay, it's okay, it happens," the doctor took a small container out of his smock and scooped the dripping cum into it Jimmy aimed the camera to 'Dixie's bare puss, showing 'Miss Bare's' bare pussy As you can see by this long line of people, this 'Walk-a-thong' will be going for quite some time "Yes, I see the Judges are returning "Hello?" asked the cameraman I do not feel people have got the right to stop me from expressing my beliefs by picking up the phone, calling the police and having me put in prison Two were smiling and waving but one was flipping the crowd off Happy nude day Everybody " Her smile went from a smile to scorn, "My boy friend Handy, is back in the warm cozy continent, lonely without me "Hi, I'm Patsy Aspen, covering Nude Day 2004 at the North Pole Where the 'Walk-a-thong' is kicking off Her breast poised outward over the 'sextasy-tv' anchor desk Slurping noises came from behind his desk but his facial expression never changed of clinched teeth smiling Where the 'Walk-a-thong' is in progress And my favorite A 'Buddhist nudist' practices 'yoga bare' Long blonde hair that flowed in the light breeze " "There's only one way to celebrate, Nude Day " Jack run his hand thru his short black hair, motor reflex Miza?" Miza Tulips~ Nude Beach USA~ "Thank you Chris," Miza stood with the 'Cock' like microphone poised to her lips, smiling Jimmy the cameraman zoomed in on Miza's nipples "To be a 'Miss Bare' finalist you, you had to prove you can be tough " Miza snickered shaking her head in disbelief as she read her 'cue' card Totally 'Nude' and told to come back here Toga in Rome, Italy and the North Pole "Everybody's 'nude' on Nude Beach " - Steve Gough, he intends to walk from Land's end to John O'groats (the length of the British Isles) naked A sexy lady walked up seductively and handed Handy a note And remember "The trials were hard, the competition was fierce What ever made you think I would enjoy this assignment? I said I wanted to be a 'reporter' not a popsicle Smiling then bending over to show her ass you a Model?" Jack asked with admiration She then began blowing kisses to the audience Miza spoke into the 'cocklike' microphone, licking her lips Watch for Golden Oldies, "Handy read while smiling " Handy grinned, "I bet Adam's, adams apple showed Handy cleared his throat and began; "Hello everybody, I'm Handy Hancock, covering Nude Day 2004, and welcome to SEXTASY-TV "Always swim nude Handy was leaned over whispering into 'Liza Underwood's' ear "Headline News: Sunny Dale Nudist Resort S "Hi, What is Your name?" Jack asked a beautiful blonde, putting the 'breastlike' microphone to her lips "Well, Handy, as you know, 'Dawn Under' underwear makes the skimpiest thong known to this planet "Ladies, Gentlemen, fellow nudist and judges, Thank you for an excellent 3 days of competition DISCLAIMER: The story is al fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories She was beginning to show signs of her being camera shy, in the nude et al Her bush was very neatly trimmed and her slender legs run all the way down to her high heel sandals He shot his winning smile to the lens and continued Next to him sat a gorgeous blonde with a deep dark tan "This has been a festive Nude Day, here in Texas Covering today's crowning of "Miss Bare" 2004, is Sextasy Tv's very own, Miza Tulips "Did you know? A harp is a nude piano Now ain't that cool?" Patsy asked smiling with chattering teeth "There you have it folks, Dixie is now the new 'Miss Bare' " The announcer begins opening the envelope, a slight hush come across the crowd, then the yelling began again Nudists are people who wear one-button suits President President Adams regularly swam nude in the Potomac river Bent over and shook her ass wildly People were all twisting in synchronization to turn to 'moon' the camera with a wave of asses and turn around "Today, Nude Beach is proud to sponsor, the Crowning of, 'Miss Bare' 2004 " The cameraman scanned the Nude participants Her fingers wrapped around the cocklike microphone as she held it to her mouth " Jack said while walking, the cameraman staying focussed on the row of Nude bodies Americas first nudist organization was started in 1929 by 3 men "When wearing only a smile - be sure to smile a lot not From one end of the crowd to the other and back again with several mess ups and off beat attempts "As you can see most are nude, some have on bathing suits and some are more reluctant to show they're Nude Day, Birthday suit "Hello, I'm Handy Hancock for SEXTASY-TV, Thank you for watching (reading) today's Nude Day coverage "Well lets go live to Paris Texas, where 'Jack Mehoff' is covering this event for SEXTASY-TV "Miss 'Dixie' "Oh the comment; I'd like to give the world a piece?" Miza asked laughing "Ok well enjoy your Nude Day and your free thong The music began to play loudly across the open beach in front of the outdoor stage Handy Hancock~ Washington, DC The camera zooms back in on Handy at the Washington station Fingers excitedly fumbled to open the envelope " Miza rolled her eyes "I think my statement about world peace, helped," Dixie said grinning "But first here is some food for thought, Wednesday, July 14, 2004, National Nude Day 'Dixie' walked slowly and seductively across the wooden floor He closed the lid, screwing it tight and put it in his pocket |
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