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| Pitiful Violet cried until she could cry no more He began to read her the Miranda rights but stopped short, stunned by the magnificence of her body "What do you want to do, Violet? Any ideas?" he smiled teasingly, as his other hand dipped into the bedside drawer and plucked out a Trojan " explained Vern She jumped into her broken-down, bumper-sticker-covered 1970 Dodge Dart and revved the engine The wave her jump had produced tossed Vern high enough to hit his head on the side table with a loud smack Violet stayed with her car, unable to encompass everything that just occurred "I am the leader of the local Nowanker's jug and wash board band The windows were rolled down and the music blared from the antique speakers Sorry for the bumpy ride She rubbed her wrists and turned a circle, smiling at the gorgeous trailer park-- private, secluded, just what she had always dreamed of Vern whipped open the door and flung the front seat up " Vern leaned on the door Or so we think She marveled at his nude body "Is there something wrong with your car? It smells a bit rank in there Inexplicably, she began to sob " Her car swerved dangerously into the oncoming traffic and caused an 18-wheeler to overturn Violet, though, had a better idea "You okay?" he asked, but he didn't wait for an answer I just can't have you getting into my home like that " "You play the kazoo? What a stroke of luck!" Vern exclaimed excitedly Oh yes! They did fuck She got lost in the music, imagining how it would have sounded with her soulful playing They both laughed as he haphazardly ripped his clothes off She was flummoxed by the indoor sink and ceiling fan in the living room Her fabulous soap-glazed buns gleamed in the Kansas sunshine He felt like he would drown in them She took in the massive double wide trailer with appraising eyes In exasperation, he pushed the release button on the front of the cuffs and they sprang open " Violet kept on struggling You have the right to consult an attorney before pleasure, but that's only if you can find a phone "Miss Violet!" he yelled to get her attention The medical leeches were unfortunately unable to be used for medical treatments, but Nowank, Kansas, was put on the map for their infamous Leech Burgers Some, the deep chesty voices, were telling him to do the right thing and take this beautiful woman in We need a kazoo player The car was a gift from my maestro and I've never taken the exam for my license She lifted her delicate arms and sniffed at her pits She was also suffering from strained lips and that was really bringing her down Vern didn't know just how much more he could take They lived happily ever after and raised 11 healthy, happy, kazoo-playin', banjo-pickin', and washboard-scrubbin' kids He tossed her a bar of soap The maestro used his influence to poke his baton in more than one orifice (and a little baton it was, too!) His demands on her body and her playing had become intolerable Police officer Vern Blower, a man with a body like a god but a mind like a teenager, tapped lightly on her door Hey, what did you expect from a little nowhere hick town? "So, what is a maestro?" "It's very uncomfortable sitting on my hands like this, Sir," replied Violet as she squirmed in the back seat, her sheer shirt plastered to her skin "Damn! I smell funky "I'll be needing your license and registration, Miss Hummer She stood unsteadily on the frame of the bed His hand rested on her shoulder for a moment He grabbed at Violet "I wanna make some hot sex with you, Violet-- you drive me crazy!" Dazed, Violet could only stammer, "Huh? You wanna poke me? Well, if you'll let me stay here the night, I suppose I could do that " "I'm sorry, Vern " He took her hand and kissed her gently before tossing her on the water bed Her lust for Vern's rich lifestyle was brought up short as a spray of water took her breath away "There you go, sweetie His hands were furiously scrambling for the key to the cuffs Even so, she was beginning to smell pretty funky, and she knew she would have to stop somewhere and take a shower Playing at Carnegie Hall had propelled her to kazoo super stardom, but the pressure of the orchestra had turned into a nightmare for Violet He flipped the front seat up and helped Violet into the back, thinking, "She looks mighty lonely back there "Uh oh!" uttered Violet He made his way into the double wide and slipped Violet to her feet on the bedroom floor "You have the right to remain silent but I'm hoping you'll be screaming with pleasure He seemed to be breathing so she left him be Vern stumbled under her weight His load of leeches, bound for medical treatment centers the world over, became a scattered mass of freshwater annelids thrown across the Kansas prairie in a black, writhing starburst pattern But I drive real good when I pay attention Everyone at the station, though, knew he was pure drivel; who was he kidding? His inner voices, usually so full of macho suggestions, seemed confused now Emulating her favorite stripper, she sent her hips bumping and grinding to some kazoo music in her head Damn, thought Vern, those nipples could cut glass These were cheaper down at the local smut shop Violet leaned over and placed a soft kiss to the rather large goose egg that had appeared on his skull Violet had a fine one-bedroom trailer and food on the table He fumbled for them but couldn't locate them He sniffed the air and noticed a rancid smell emanating from the car Vern raced up the bumpy drive as fast as he could, ignoring all the cries of pain from the back seat as Violet was jostled And that, my friends, is the bitter truth of the story of Violet and Vern He brought the car to a sudden halt, projecting Violet against the back of his seat; she was audibly disgruntled Her honey-colored hair whipped in the air, her tapered fingers tapped out the rhythm of the music on the steering wheel Vern cleared his throat " "Your name, please, Miss?" "Violet Hummer," she answered "Damnation (Certainly you would say damnation if you had cracked your skull!), girl, you nearly killed me "What's wrong, honey?" "It's just that your home is so beautiful Horns blared All of a sudden, Violet leaped off the bed frame I've got some fun stuff to show you in my bedroom I kinda got carried away," she apologized Anything you say will be completely ignored Epilog: Maestro went into deep depression and overdosed on Viagra " "Lady, I can't and won't undo those handcuffs Over, under, side to side " Vern placed the fur-lined cuffs around her wrists with a loud cheesy click Sirens wailed as the police and leech recovery teams began to reach the scene of the accident "Miss, as lovely as you are, you stink worse than a pig pen She checked for vital signs by trying to blow air into his lungs " "Oh Vern, it's all too good to be true!" cried Violet " Getting into the car himself, he adjusted his nightstick with a grimace This guy is loaded, she thought Her breasts were pulled taut as she lathered her hair Sarg never did find out that Vern had kidnapped Violet and was best man at their hitchin " He began driving again, but not in the direction of the station "Ma'am, you okay?" he asked with a concerned voice After puttering around for a while, cleaning and marveling, she ambled into the bedroom to check on Vern Okay, it was more like she turned the key and the engine meekly sputtered to life "Keep still and I'll get you out of those cuffs real soon They did so much that they fucked themselves dry The waves threatened to toss them both overboard Violet explored the spacious home of her new lover "Miss, you have to stop doing that When she appeared to have finished washing up, he turned off the water and grabbed her up close to his chest She threw the car in gear and headed towards the highway She felt liberated "Officer, I don't need an attorney 'cuz I don't know what that is, but I'm sure I'll prolly be needing a lawyer," Violet pleaded "Pssst, Vern, you okay?" she asked quietly Vern was groaning, his prick sore and definitely out of service for the night She almost looks kinda scary, thought Vern "Miss, you'll have to come with me Soon, they arrived at a hidden dirt road "You like what you see, sexy?" he asked With every town she passed, she would take off an article of clothing He swallowed thickly Her tears were fat, hot, salty drops that fell on Vern's face Violet had driven west for a few days, only stopping to take cat naps, use the rest room, and eat a candy bar to keep up her strength No small batons there, she thought " Grateful for the bar of ivory, she yanked off her shirt and panties, and then proceeded to scrub her body thoroughly After all, he reasoned, who wouldn't love my lilac covered outhouse? Vern's eyes flicked up frequently to the rearview to catch a glimpse of that sweet bum " He whispered into her ear Like rabbits they just kept at it Not that she weighed all that much but she was damn slippery and holding onto a 120 pound beauty wasn't all that easy Her shirt and panties became twisted and bunched up with her efforts Her face was pressed against the pleather seat back and her ass was in the air " Violet managed to fall out of the door and unglamorously gained her feet How did she get so lucky? she wondered Her tears left mascara tracks down her beautiful face However, all he could focus on was the lascivious voice, chanting, "Take her home with you, Vern I don't think I can land a job here playing a kazoo "Just have yourself a little scrub and then we'll head inside " Violet began to sob all over again Oh! The things I'd love to do to that! he thought While she had been able to get one leg through the cuffs, the other stubbornly wouldn't do as she wanted The frenzy that ensued almost evades all description " He carefully tip-toed around saying she'd have to go to the station with him In Nowank, Kansas, every police member paid for his own supplies No, it didn't sound remotely good, but it was a distraction "I'm ready for you to take me in, Officer There were things she just had to see There was tearing at hair, noisy slurping kisses, and noisy slurping sex "Please, Sir " Vern suppressed a laugh that would have compromised his badass tough- cop image Her mastery of the kazoo and sense of irony kept her in the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed She was not a smart woman; really, she was what many people would have called an idiot savant Please Come on out and take a look "Please, help me move my arms Vern glanced at her in his rearview, his palms became sweaty and his pupils dilated He was headed to his double-wide; hoping to stun her with his wealth Holy hell, she thought, her mouth gaping open The lights went out for Officer Blower She was trembling from the cold and holding onto his neck tighter than a possum Many people flicked her the finger, screaming "Asshole!" Shaken, but not stirred, she pulled her hunk of junk over to the side of the road and began to cry like a banshee She had had enough It reminds me that I got no place else to go I can't feel my hand Sarg would have my ass, for sure!" Violet began to do some really bizarre contortions He promptly popped the clutch to get the car started "I may not get far in this thing, but wherever I do end up, that's where I'll begin my life again," she thought as she put in a tape cassette of Soft Cell's greatest hits on kazoo He pulled the car to the side of the road I don't have them Her breasts jutted firmly forward since her hands were helplessly bound behind " Blushing and stammering, Violet got out of her car and placed her hands behind her shapely back "Is anyone hurt? I didn't mean to cause any harm to those poor leeches Instead of landing on Vern as she had intended, she fell on the bare mattress and a smacking sound reverberated through the room And wouldn't cha know it, the school is lookin for someone to teach kazoo music Shaking his head, he brought her to his Ford Pinto police cruiser "Huh?" Violet replied She was down to her sheer shirt and panties Vern did a running leap and landed on the free wave water bed |
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