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| Ah, that's better I will just say that I have seen some of the training for a lot of the events and, quite honestly, it was almost more than I could take In single file, they started on their procession around the track Over to you, guys!" "Thanks Vella One more thing I'd like to add, we are also entered into the Sipsap Olympic Games, aren't we? We were somehow coerced into doing this job today, but I'd rather be down there with that lot " "Oooh, Liar, has he turned your head?" "Will you quit it and just get on with it?" Liar didn't even try to mask the embarrassment in his voice Following her is Belegon I wonder why his eyes keep wandering down Cloudy's back? He'd better watch it, or he'll be falling over And he's living up to his name And what's that on his banner? 'Grunt'! Yep, seems suitable for these Olympics Angela 146 seems impressed, as she's following him with a swagger in her gait We are going to attempt to describe to you the scene before us Nice Who is that? He can't keep his hands off her! Ah, yes, it's Summermorning – that explains a lot As you can see, the athletes are so keen to get started on the events, that their eagerness has overtaken them and they are now going at it like a bunch of sex-starved rabbits The ladies in the crowd seem to be appreciating this cool character Oh my GOD! What is that on Boxlicker's banner? Ah, yes, his name explains it Yep, I am here, in the middle of the hot, sweaty athletes "Um, yes, I know very well," said Vella, almost dreamily as she recalled the previous night's acrobatics with a certain cheerful deviant Dunno about you lot, but the suspense is killing me! Now, that's stylish, which is unlike the Aussies They are hollering at her, 'Hell yeah' and other such crude things Oh my We owe her a vote of thanks for that The entire group of athletes had migrated to the centre of the stadium Stay tuned! Right, Burley? Moving right along, the next woman has an air of mystery about her "Next up, we have Svenskaflicka, and what is that on her banner? 'Don't call me Sven' As soon as I can make it out, I'll let you know what it says Now, this is more like it And finally, we have one more competitor, who seems to be enjoying the fact he is last in line Ah, no, I just realised why " "Anyway, her slinky outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination, and I'm imagining plenty, right now Oh, blow this I can tell these Lit Olympics are going to be a real classy event Next in the procession, we have Cloudy His banner reads simply 'King', and I know a few ladies see him as theirs Look, the athletes are coming into the stadium " "Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there, Burley?" "No, not at all, Mr 'Stud' is all his banner says, and I can see why I wonder if he'll take her up on that, during these games I'm just on such a high, this is a huge buzz and I cannot wait for the actual games to begin Ok, that one's underlined Let's get on with this Look at the size of his paddle! Yes, it's Dranoel and I wouldn't want to mess with that guy I'm in awe Understated, but stylish The pressure he felt was immense – his cock hadn't been that hard in a while Her banner reads 'Feeling Lucky?' And, yep, I sooo wish! Fuck! Is she completely naked? Yes, yes she is It's Claireblossom, and her banner reads 'Wanna See My Flower?' Oh, that's not so good Both Liar and Burley couldn't take the frustration of being up in the studio any longer and, abandoning their microphones, hurried down to the track The crowd was going wild I have it on good authority that Lou knows him pretty well Next up is the people's favourite and all around sweetheart, Colleen Thomas " "I think I'd better take over again, while Liar tries to get his breath back First of all, we have Tatelou Lauren? Lauren Hynde, isn't it?" Vella tapped her on the shoulder and the fit Portuguese woman turned, startling Vella with the intensity of her blue eyes Right " "Will you quit complaining?" Burley playfully slapped Liar's knee and he flashed her a grin Are those doughnuts? Oh, no "Right, I've done that bit, you can explain about the events not being exactly conventional Her banner reads 'French Floozy', and I can see why "Anyway, moving on He looks kinda cute, actually Burley rolled her eyes, but carried on "Oh, hi Vella Or is it a pussy? No, it's definitely a cat Yep, a leather jumpsuit is the outfit of choice for Lou I'm sure we'll hook up with you again later," said Liar Oh dear Looks like her newly found confidence means we are getting a real treat They are an incredibly horny lot and who knows when they'll finally quit This is getting worrying " Liar nervously glanced down at his clipboard and cleared his throat But, I do have a sneaky suspicion that those two have been doing their own unique brand of training for these Olympics She's started doing a strip and the crowds are going wild ? What's King Henry VIII doing here, and is that a cake on his head? Ah, no, that explains it, it's Oggbashan " "Hmmm, Boxlicker I'm gonna try and grab a word with one of them Oh, now she is pretty She's a little cutie, and I know many men will try to persuade her to loose it Viewers, please do not adjust the contrast on your sets Ok He's wearing leather and very sexy he looks in it, too " Burley blushed and poked her tongue out at Liar Speaking of which, it's a shame her gorgeous wife, RenzaJ couldn't join us for these Olympics Ah, cool, a bit of calm now On a slight aside, how does Og do it? We all know Jeanne d'Artois is his alter ego, but there she is, in her own right, larger than life " "No, of course not, LIAR! The last but one in the procession is Crimson Maiden, and she is stunning in red " "Yeah, me too, but maybe we can go down there in a little while Her banner reads 'Scarlet Woman', and she's getting a quite a number of jeers of approval from the crowd Thousands of them filled Wombley Memorial Stadium, cheering and chanting, eager for the games to begin "While we are waiting for them to get organised down there for the start of the procession, we're gonna run through the schedule of events for this unique sporting event Gotta love Chilled Vodka's direct approach " "Ok, point taken A few excited 'Whoops' came from the athletes around Vella, and she stepped back to allow them to pass " "Yep, each athlete is carrying his or her own personal banner Sweetnpetite, the person following him, seems to want a piece of the action, too " "And that's exactly what I plan to give you later," said Liar, winking at his co-host Vella knew they were a horny bunch of exhibitionists, but this was ridiculous Not with them ' Who does she think she's kidding? Anyway, moving swiftly on, it appears she's gone for the Emma Peel look I hope, for his sake, he catches one soon, otherwise he's gonna tire himself out before the games have even begun How cool is that?" "The guy following her seems very appreciative of the view I don't need to describe that, just think 'pie' On her banner it says 'Olympian Goddess " "Huh?" "Oh nothing Do I have to tell them all the events, Burley? I'll be here all friggin' day Oh, and get a load of those heels Before the start off, I'm going to hand you over to our reporter amidst the athletes, Vella His banner is flapping around a lot, but I can just about make out, 'I Never Give Up' All of the events will be erotic interpretations of the original sport Ahem Yes, I'll be quiet for a moment, while we hear a few words from the MC, Pops Just look at that body We have a veritable feast of fornication to bring you over the next few weeks – yes, it is going to go on for that long Yep, you got it Just listen to those wolf whistles and shouts of 'I wish' One of them appears to be Lauren Hynde, whose own banner says 'Dirty Little Bitch', and I don't know if I'd agree with that, but it does look like her ass is being owned by Charley, right now The guy he just pushed past doesn't look too pleased I meant you "Of course, that is all subject to change and more events could still be added What the I'm betting he'll be doing his fair share of grunting I wonder if he'll get many offers on that? Oh great, now Joseph in his amazing technicolor dream coat has started flashing the crowd, as if they needed hyping up even more " "Burley, you are terrible!" "Pot, kettle, and black come to mind there, sweet pea It looks like the athletes are ready to begin their procession "I think they get it Get a load of that body! He's one for my list This is quite an awesome sight She's a vision in black Ok, gotta calm down A bunch of sex-crazed exhibitionists would probably be more accurate, but quite a mouthful to get my tongue around Rumour has it Svenska loves big dicks " "Only one way to find out, folks She turned and saw the huge scoreboard at the end of the stadium say one simple, but defining word: GO! "I think it's time for the ceremony to begin "Um, yes, welcome back, viewers "Ok, I'll do it, if you're too lazy " "Indeed!" "Oh, Liar, you tart!" "Who is that running, trying to push past all the guys to get to the girls? Oh yeah, predictably it's Pussy Chaser Intimidating, but incredibly sexy, and get a load of her ass, delicious! I know of a few guys, and gals, come to that, who want to get their hands on her Black Tulip, what a beauty, and with a banner to match: deep pink tulips Her banner reads 'You Wish', and indeed I do It's the smooth character Seacat, and he just has a picture of a cat on his banner There's a man who knows a good thing when he sees it " "Yep, she's Burley and I'm her co-host, Liar "I'm handing you back now to Liar and Burley in the studio Liar Her banner says 'Spank Me?' which also speaks volumes Yes, it's Remec and he has no words on his banner, just a pic of a very cool pair of his favourite accessory " "It looks like Destinie21 wants a piece of her too, and with her about to become a parent, as well Oh no, now they're getting rowdy " "Can I just ask you, how are you feeling right now?" "You want me to put that into words? Oh, ok He has that hungry attitude, that's for sure " "Thanks, Liar Excuse the pun They will do one circuit of the track, before giving you a taster of what to expect over the next few weeks of events I expect a lot of the girls will be putty in his hands And her banner reads 'Lesbinim' Now, don't lie How well, nobody is sure "Yes, viewers, you may well recognise the names of the sports, but remember this: this is the Sipsap Olympics and nothing will be what it seems Kidding! Wishfulthinking is a vision of beauty in her tight fitting outfit, comprising merely of golden braiding " "Good afternoon, viewers and welcome to this special event: The Inaugural Sipsap Olympics "Yeah, keep hoping, Liar," added Burley Ok, some of the men in the crowd have passed out "Do you think they'll use different commentators next time?" asked Liar " "Too close for comfort, I'd say " "Why not black?" "Too morbid?" "Oh, ok " "Yes, Ma'am," he teased " "Har har, very funny "There will be Equestrian Cross-Country, the 4x100 Metres Relay, Greco-Roman Wrestling, Fencing, the Triple Jump, Archery, Modern Pentathlon, the Triathlon, Javelin, Nordic Combined, Gymnastics, American Football – an exhibition sport in these games - Shooting, the Marathon, Rowing, the 100 Metre Dash, Badminton, Diving, Singles Table Tennis, Sailing, Judo, Football – Soccer to us Americans - Doubles Table Tennis, Biathlon and the Shot put " "You're not wrong there " "Jezz, I need a drink "Welcome, one and all, to this fine event! I know you've been looking forward to it for some time, and now the time is upon us Her banner reads 'Hot-Crotch' and yep, it's Honey123 I wonder if he's available She's only wearing a bra and a thong, which reveals one very red ass Good thing she's got Carl bringing up her rear The track temperature is in the nineties and rising She is closely followed by Lewdandlicentious And, let's face it, many do " "Did he sound just a bit too over-excited to you?" "Maybe a bit, but wouldn't you be? There's perks to that job, ya know?" "Eh? Like what?" "Oh, you'll find out No fibbing!" "Oh, you slay me I've been in training for this for a long while, you know?" She gave Vella a nudge as she said that " The crowd cheered in appreciation of his announcement He's got a mean looking dragon on his banner and he looks like he means business "Come on, let's not waste anymore time It's a coat of many colours, ya know? His banner oddly says 'This Space To Let' " "I have no doubt " "Yeah, ok," Liar cut in The oral events should be interesting Amazing Yep, she's gonna be a hit with the guys Can't say I blame him " "Thanks for explaining that, Burley Yep, that'll make 'em even more keen " "Oh, now who's gushing? Moving swiftly on, or else we'll be here all day His banner reads 'Player' and I don't doubt that he is The banners had been hastily dropped to the ground and clothes were falling from the competitors even faster Pops stepped up to the mike, removed the prompt card from the breast pocket of his jacket and cleared his throat Go Sweet!" "Quite! And look at her go! Ok, next up we have Edward Teach and he looks quite an elusive character, but no doubt very much like the rest of them deep down However, some events are team events and it is down to the discretion of the athletes who they choose to team up with Yep, that figures You're very sexy when you're so serious She was snapped out of her thoughts when she heard the roar of the crowd reach a greater pitch than before The sun is hot and the contestants are horny, let's get this show on the road Now there's a man that doesn't try to hide a stiffy Anyway, yes, the excitement is palpable and the roars of the crowd are psyching them up even more And, what the hell is that on his banner? 'Lewd of the Rings'? Looks like a javelin to me Okaaay, I won't be doing that then! She's a Nordic beauty with more than a touch of attitude I'm betting she'll do well in the games That's impressive That takes practice I can see it more clearly now, they appear to be plastic rings I guess being heavily pregnant kinda limits participation, somewhat Take over now, Burley, please?" "Ok, I'd better try and run through them quickly now, before an all out fight breaks out down there and we get even more confused about who is who And again, I feel it is my duty to point out: I use the term 'sport' loosely Her banner reads 'From the Land of the Kamasutra' Seems like the guy following her also agrees Bloody hell, my dick is hard at the thought Pops' heart was pounding as he climbed the fifty-four steps to the podium I have a feeling that guy has a world-class tongue He's looking to get his leg over " "Yes, you've given yourself a bad case of repetitive strain injury, haven't you?" It was Burley's turn to watch Liar's face turn crimson " It's Joe's coat playing havoc with the cameras The next athlete in the procession, Lucky-E-Leven, seems to be a crowd pleaser God! What is going on now? What's CharleyH doing to Lauren Hynde? Charley's banner should be a warning to all, 'Femme Incomprise', unless you like to be treated bad, that is Can't argue with that, though!" "Ah, now things seem to be really livening up," said Burley, as she watched the scene before her unfold into what can only be described as a mass orgy Now, shush, we've got to open the mikes I do hear she's been keeping Destinie in tiptop condition, though Wait! What am I saying? Ahem Damppanties seems to be keeping her distance, and she doesn't look as if she's gonna lose that quilt she's got wrapped tightly around her anytime soon I have a feeling this guy could be a strong competitor My name is Virtual Burlesque, Burley for short, and I'll be taking you through today's event, The Opening Ceremony Medics! Over to you, Burley " She took a deep breath, settled herself comfortably in her seat and began He's got a silly grin on his face, obviously because of all he can see before him We have a dude, wearing dark shades – a look which always gets my panties wet Her banner reads 'Dare Me', but from where I'm sitting, it doesn't seem she needs much encouragement And now he has shoved his banner in Chaser's face If you can bear it, we have numerous events, ranging from Sailing to Football through Judo to Equestrian Cross-Country " "Yes, and it looks like the guy following her is attempting to do just that He's unashamedly trying to see the front of Wishful and get a look at her ample cleavage Looks like she's been working hard on her figure to get into that She looks like a chick not to be messed with The whole time Liar watched, transfixed "I damn well hope so," replied Burley All of the contestants will be competing as individuals, not as part of a team I won't give away what they might be, now; I'll keep that as a surprise They are shouting at him to, 'Get 'em off!' How uncouth But, then again, aren't we all? Anyway, a cute looking guy like him shouldn't have any problems I'd never act like that Her banner reads 'Warrior Princess' and she's wearing an outfit to match " The director was screaming in Vella's ear to pick up the commentary from trackside, but it took her a few minutes to digest the scene before her I'll begin by telling you about the first few in the procession Her banner reads 'Ultrafemme', and she is, believe me She tried to pick out individuals amongst the throng of bodies Destinie is an image of perfection She seems to have wound up the horn dogs in the crowd again Pass me the bottle, Liar " "Ok, I'll take it up from here "Ok, moving on " "Ladies, gentlemen, and fellow perverts, I give you the Sipsap Olympics competitors Was that Lou bent over holding her ankles? Yes, it was! And, that was Lew stood behind her, pounding into her, with complete disregard for the fact that he was in full view of everyone " "Wow, I'm impressed His banner reads 'I Could Teach You a Thing or Two', and I don't doubt he could Oh, nice, it says 'Cunt', and that speaks volumes " "If you keep interrupting me like that, you won't be getting it; that's for sure I must point out that I use the term 'athletes' loosely Doesn't look like there's much confusion going on his mind right now It's an image of an extremely cool tattoo design Next in line is a real cutie Looks like Dirtylover does too I'm hoping they'll start to lose their clothes, especially some of these sexy-looking guys It's Cantdog, and his banner reads 'Yes, I Can!' and from what I've heard, he ain't lying " "Ok, back to the procession WOW! Get a load of Carl East's banner "Ok, here we go " "Huh?" "Never mind Forty of Lit's finest are lining up, ready to do a circuit of the track, proudly displaying their individual banners Seems like he'll be adding a lot of spirit to these games Pretty by name, and pretty by nature " "Yeah, like we really care That banner seems to be getting a few laughs, as well as many shouts of approval from the crowd Gotta admire that Looks like Mcfbridge is having trouble doing just that My God! Look at her ass " Burley took a deep breath, before continuing Down boy! His banner says 'Confused' Rumple Foreskin doesn't appear to be taken in by the illusion, though; he's attempting to crane his neck around Og, Jeanne, Colly, and Mcfbridge, in an attempt to get an eyeful of Lucky's ass I heard whisperings that Lou has offered him her rear on more than a few occasions Right, where were we? Ok, the next person is Sub Joe, and get a load of his outfit " "Yes, that's something else we must point out, Liar His banner speaks for itself |
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